The Muslim world is in the midst of revolution and I'm sitting at a bar in the middle of the largest Muslim country in the world (by population) watching CNN tell me about it. I'd like to tell you that I'm not freaked out about it, but my actions do not prove one way or the other. I'm going to get drunk, wake up, and write reports. Then I'm going to try to not skip double dutch to the airline office to buy a ticket to Singapore. Ticket from Singapore to Houston is already bought.